Everyone from work went out last night for one girls Birthday/ I'm leaving. I wasn't expecting it but they even got me a little necklace. It is nice but I'll probably never wear it.

We started off just drinking at the restaurant. I work with a bunch of Polish people so I was practicing my Polish for when I am there next week! Mainly though I just throw in a random dupa or Kurva (I don't know how to spell this one) when they start talking.

No where was open on Wednesday so we decided to go to Beavers, the strip club across the street. Some of the dancers came in yesterday for pizza and we gave them a discount so we thought we might get discounted drinks or something.

We found a place to sit. The whole bar was empty. I guess no one goes to strip clubs that early here. Some of the guys went up to get drinks and when they came back one I thought joked about me getting a dance. Then a stripper lady came up and said to come with her. I was very confused but apparently they paid for me and the birthday girl to get a dance from the girls. The other two girls we were with also got paid for so we all followed 4 dancers upstairs.

I was just expecting a nice lil table dance or something for the girls.....but no. They took us into the private dancing room which smelled like something else and had a bunch of segregated seat cushions. At first I was in my own seat but then I joined up with my friend. The girls started dancing for us, ok fine. Then they took off their tops. Kept dancing. Danced a little closer then all of the sudden THERE IS A TIT ON MY CHEEK!!!! I was sitting there with my hands beside me and I couldn't move my head back any further and her tit was rubbing my face. I was slightly horrified but also slightly amazed at how freaking soft it was. They kept dancing. They rubbed their asses on my lap, ran their hands down my chest. Then when I thought it was finally over, they decided to switch girls up and this new girl with massive tits came to me. At this point they are all naked and me and the other girl are nervously laughing out asses off, looking at each other cause we don't really know what to do. Then the puss comes up and one girl is on the floor with her legs up giving herself a lil tickle.

It finally ended, relieved but also now wondering if I because I enjoyed how soft the tit was if I am a lesbian we all head back down stairs. I definitely wasn't expecting that at all.

Guys ask us how it was, we drink some more. Because it is dead girls keep coming over to the guys trying to make some money. They pay for a dance for our little 18 year old kitchen porter who has never had a girlfriend or probably seen a naked girl in real life. All I could think of is that poor boy is going to come back down stairs with a massive splurge stain on his pants. He goes upstairs and some of the people start laughing. I ask what is going on and apparently they put a viagra in his beer. He came back down and didn't say much (he is very quite and shy to begin with) but then after that whenever he gets up he walks a little funny and has his hands in his pocket. It was so funny, but I felt really bad for him.

The dancers kept coming up and somehow convinced us to pool our money for two girls for a show on the pole. We did and the tow girls went around giving everyone a little something. The guy beside me got an ass in his face and all I could think about was I hoped it didn't smell like poop. I was lucky and only got a little peck on the cheek.

We didn't stay much longer after that. Got home around 1:30 and got into bed. SO asked me how my night was, I told him. Not sure what he thought of it though.

One thing I learnt from it though, was anyone can be a stripper. You don't have to be in any kind of good physical form to do it, you don't even need to know how to dance. You just need to have soft tittys.