"You know keyboard keys pop off, right?" "Yeah, haha. Where did that come from?" "If I could, I would rearrange your homerow to say ILOVEU."
"I'm a little worried about the costume for that dance. [I take a bunch of dance classes a week and we have a recital at the end of the year.]" "Why?" "Frankly, I don't want to look like I just walked off the street corner." "You're not a cheap whore! You're a classy prostitute! Two grand an hour, reserved for politicians and business moguls! =D" "Um, thanks, I think. >.>" Yeah, he's a dork.
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