You know it's love when...
* You can get dressed and undressed as you please without feeling embarrassed.
* You burp, fart, throw up, shave, clip your toe nails, go to the toilet or scratch your itchy balls without feeling embarrassed.
* When you get taken care of when sick.
* When she burps straight onto my face.
BETTER YET
* When she shaves your face and cleans you in the shower.
* She cleans, cooks and does everything for you because you are lazy .
* You fall asleep at 1600 together because you're an old couple.
AND
* Because she is the best and only you know it.
* You can get dressed and undressed as you please without feeling embarrassed.
* You burp, fart, throw up, shave, clip your toe nails, go to the toilet or scratch your itchy balls without feeling embarrassed.
* When you get taken care of when sick.
* When she burps straight onto my face.
BETTER YET
* When she shaves your face and cleans you in the shower.
* She cleans, cooks and does everything for you because you are lazy .
* You fall asleep at 1600 together because you're an old couple.
AND
* Because she is the best and only you know it.
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