LDR Jokes!

[Tanja]

Has anyone bumbed into any? I googled it and not many came up, maybe we should start making our own!

Here's a few funny lines I found:

- You have to start faking orgasms just to keep the phone bill down.
- That "You hang up first," "No, YOU hang up first" crap is really only funny the first two or three hundred times.
- No matter how much Viagra you take, the distance is still too damn far.

More of jokes please so we can laugh a little

[Tanja]

Oh and another one!

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

[aggie]

Hahahaha.Your second post is hilarious!
I can't think of any atm, but if i stumble upon one, ill make sure to post it.

[lunamea]

Yeah, I've heard that one (your last post, Tanja) before, but it's really hilarious! I'm very bad at remembering jokes and, as you say, there's probably not so many LDR jokes around. Have to think a little and might post a made-up one...

[Sarah M]

Ah! They're hilarious! Sorry I can't think of any, but if I find some, I'll put them in.

[Mio]

LOL, sweet revenge!

[JoMarie]

LoL I'm horrible at remembering jokes as well, but those were great

[Tanja]

I used to be so good with jokes when I was yonger! It really annoys me that I can't remember them anymore

[ettie]

Not exactly a joke but I felt it was funny hahahaha

[Tanja]

Yeah that's a good one!

[aggie]

i like it! hahahahah.

[Julia]

Oh and another one!

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

Thats funny but so upsetting at the same time.

[Tanja]

Thats funny but so upsetting at the same time.

I know, it wouldn't be funny if it actually happened to someone! But it's pretty witty

[Julia]

yeah... lol.

[Monkey Man]

I'm pretty sure that one came out of an episode of M*A*S*H*, still good though