I love a dork.

[Veiled_Dreamer]

So, today I asked the SO what we should do. "Let's have a ball." "Doing what?" "No-" "Like a dance?" "Yeah! Like a ball." "XD I have a hoopdress?" He says random things like that all the time. I think this particular instance is a result of me forcing him to watch Pride and Prejudice with me a few days ago. He can be incredibly random. One thing we also do is *pretend* we're together a lot- if he will be in class and won't be able to tell me goodnight, I'll ask him to "come to bed" when he gets home. He'll IM me "*crawls into bed with you and pulls you close*" when he gets back, so either my phone wakes me up and I get to sleepily acknowledge him, just as I imagine I would in real life, or I see it in the morning. Kind of dorky, but also sweet.

Do any of you guys love dorks? What is something funny/bizarre/off the wall your SO does?

[BJL_Sweetheart1109]

He's such a dork! We text each other stuff like that all time. "I'm going take a shower, coming?" and the other will answer back "Be right there." Or I tell "I'm going to bed" and the other will text, "Be there in a couple of minutes."

Her's always telling my cheesy lines. One of my faves was out of no where during a phone call he said "They must have named that Sharpie after you." and when I asked what?! He said "UltraFine!" lol. His latest thing, which caught me off guard and kind of dorky is referring to me as "sexypants" in texts. He calls me sweetheart and sweetie, he texts often saying "Im thinking about" etc but he's begun to referring to me as sexypants in texts. lol He's always doing dorky things, I tell him all the time "You're such a dork. But that's why I love you!"

[totalspiffage]

Aww. yes. My SO and I do the same. with the *action* things. Mostly it's *cuddles* or *holds* My guy mostly is a spazz. We'll be on video call and he'll start dancing(or... "dancing" which basically means he flails his arms around). He pretends he's really egomaniacal. XD He's not, but it's funny. Also, we got into arguments over which was better: Squirtle or Charizard. I totally get what you mean. And the only reason I fell in love with him is because of the show Doctor Who(time travel type thing show...). He asked me to be his "travelling companion" on Facebook. I died. Mostly cause he acts like the main character from that show as well. He's such a geek. ha.

[agentholli]

Ya I totally love my dork! Dorks are awesome, I am a big dork also... my SO texts me funny things all the time. Just recently he said "I am so pretty, seriously, if a cop saw how pretty I was right now, he would have to pull me over" I was like uhh, ok! And when we call eachother we always will first say in the most annoying way"Wazzzzupp!!" We also also do the action thing. Like coming to bed and stuff. I love how the two of you do that thing at night when he gets home..that is so sweet!!

can someone tell me what this "XD" thing is? thanks!

[Darth_Taco]

Our little text actions are very violent xD. I'll either violate him in some way or try to beat him with something. Its our way of showing our love :'D. His answers to anything I ask can also be weird. He always tells me things like I'm his #5 mistress or that he's planing to leave me for an Asian girl. I know he doesn't mean it and I jokingly pretend to be angry :'D.

Oh God! I just remembered something! Well, one thing we'll do in texts other than violence, hugs, kisses, cuddles, and kidnapings we'll "send each other gifts". We'll do things like *give a muffin* and that crap. One time I gave him an Asian sex slave (we're awesome like that). I told him she was for threesomes. I might as well post the conversation as close as to how I remember it:

Me: *gives asian* for threesomes ;D
Him: Yay! *nom* :'D
Me: ...you just ate the asian. Why!?
Him: Lol
Me: Great, now i need to pay for a funeral. I hope you're happy D:<
Him: Or you can just get a giant toilet.
Me: Even better and cheaper :'D! It should also be engraved in her memory.
Him: What was her name?
Me: Hell if I know i just called her asian girl.
Him: "This toilet stands in honor of some asian girl, who's name i never bothered to learn."
Me: Let's make it offensive and stereotypical too. It should definitely be gurren lagaan themed. With kamina screaming in japanese every time we flush!
Him: Yes!

Ok, that's all. Spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors and all XP. It's text messaging, it's good enough I spell the words out :P. Anyway, now I "give" him random Asian girls every now and then. Last time he burned the Asian XP.

[folclor]

I totally love a dork. ^^ he's the sweetest dork I've ever known (though he claims to be an asshole, I think it's a defense mechanism). we also do the things like that. Like every night before we go to bed I ask if he'll hold me and he'll write something along the lines of *pulls you close and holds you all night*. *blushes* He also does other things that I will not mention here. >.>

[polkapiggy]

Alex is quite the dork, but I'm WAY dorkier than him xD I'm about at clutzy as it gets and I'm seriously scatterbrained and forgetful =P

[Rach321]

Yep, I date a dork. He sings at the top of his lungs to me with made-up, goofy songs. Does crazy "sexy" dances for me. I wouldn't trade him for the world!

[lunamea]

I'm not sure this counts, but my husband randomly practiced his "yodel skills" on webcam today... I was just like ??? - it was funny... and painful.

[bigmac62]

Actually, my girlfriend's dating the bigger dork (), but she still does some off the wall things.

Sometimes, we'll have "the argument" (who loves the other more?) where her voice will get progressively higher as we continue arguing. The goal in this is who can make the other person laugh first (usually it's me, because after a while she'll start making faces ).

When I visit her family during the New Year's holidays, she'll start making weird noises in the middle of the night if she can't sleep, just to see if she can get me to laugh.

So yeah, I might be dating a dork, but she's a cute dork...

[Veiled_Dreamer]

When I visit her family during the New Year's holidays, she'll start making weird noises in the middle of the night if she can't sleep, just to see if she can get me to laugh.

When we're on webcam, I'll just randomly "rawrawrawrawrawrawr" and my SO will start making weird noises back. XD But hey! At least you guys are comfortable enough for her not to be embarrassed about that, right? Haha.

[Mio]

There is a dork in every one of us!

[LilyPanda]

haha, me too! I'm dating a dork. We're both kind of dorks actually. We'll say stuff like -hugs and kissies- or -cuddles- like we're actually doing it. I especially like it if he sends me one saying -big hugs- or something like that. And whenever he says I'm cute, we "fight" over who is the cutest, and nobody ever wins. I know it's kind of cheesy, but I love it ^_^ He texts me every morning, saying "morning lily bear" and we talk before he has to go to school (usually involving me falling asleep on him and waking up when my phone goes off from his text).

I love all of it though, and it makes me happy knowing he's thinking about me :]

[Caitlin2009]

I love dorks! She actually calls me a dork(which i love! dont tell her that though :P) cause i have a thing if shes upset or for the hell of it i'll start talking like a teletubby, lol dont ask why i just do and she always says "oh god my fiance is a teletubby.....you dork!" or i love this one "your a dork....but your my dork!" heh i love it. i anytime im worried over something, or say something random she calls me a dork lol, being the stand up comedian that she is she always says dorky things as well, we play fight often as well. currently she's having an affair with Adam Lambert so secret he doesnt even know, and im having an affair with the chocolate drink mix Oveltine, lol dont ask we are very random and dorky most of the time

[Veiled_Dreamer]

Sometimes he will do things and I'll just stop and go, Oh my, I love a dork. He is so funny, he'll do almost anything to make me smile. XD The other day I was like, "Remind me why I'm with you again? Haha." And he goes, "Because you think I'm cuteee, and sexyyy, and dorkyyy, and you luhz meh." Huge, huge dork.