LDR FUND!

[Harlequin]

OH SARAHHHHHHHHH! we neeed you!

I never realized how much I loved Sarah until this very moment.
Sarah, if you're reading this, I love you. Marry me. Pay for my student loans. Also, help me visit my friend in Nothern Ireland. He's nothing, baby, I promise.

[Unconditional]

I never realized how much I loved Sarah until this very moment.
Sarah, if you're reading this, I love you. Marry me. Pay for my student loans. Also, help me visit my friend in Nothern Ireland. He's nothing, baby, I promise.

Sarah don't listen to her, I love you for all eternity! "My sweet flower" I can change my accent to anything you would like dear! I need some money to get out of Michigan hun! (and get stuck in alberta Canada. Nothing happened I just got stuck here, please send more money as I got "in trouble" with their military here. ;( It's nothing

[80anthea]

I never realized how much I loved Sarah until this very moment.
Sarah, if you're reading this, I love you. Marry me. Pay for my student loans. Also, help me visit my friend in Nothern Ireland. He's nothing, baby, I promise.

Hands off, Sarah is all mine. She inspires me so much I even wrote a poem, it's all my own work I promise you Sarah.

[Unconditional]

Sarah! no! Don't listen to them!