So I called my dad on his birthday, and further into the convo he said it sounds like I have some sniffles. Then proceeded to say:

DAD: Hey do me a favor, don't let anyone kiss you

ME: Well I don't know why i'd let random people kiss me, I don't like being touched in general

DAD: Good, only me and your mommy are allowed to touch you.


Besides the awkwardness of that statement alone, he's going to be very disappointed. Especially since i'm almost 20, and he still wants to act like him, my brother, and my dog are the only men in my life (tee hee).

I wish there was an easier way to get him to let go. He's such a big baby. lol. AND it doesn't help at all that i'm the only girl. Sure my brother can bring bitches over and sleep in the same bed but nope not me. -________- SEXISM/AGEISM/UNFAIRISM.