Inside jokes with your SO

[Andy]

I'm sure you've all got plenty, so come on! Let's hear 'em!

[LadyMarchHare]

The Saints (yes I mean the football team)
Bacon (I can't tell either of these in this general forum, they're both phallic related)
Rickrolling/Rick Astley (did this for months until I won by recording myself singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" and tricked him into listening to it, it's still his ringtone on my phone)
Cop jokes ("officer, this big scary black man took me away from my plane!" yes I'm that mean)
Obviously Alice in Wonderland related humor

That's all I can think of at the moment.

[mynameiseric]

We say probs, most def, and touche!! When either of us says one of them, the other one says another then the other one says the last one haha were losers. and the song "its going down" by yung joc, either one of us will say meet me in the club, and the other one says meet me in the sewer! haha thats it I think?

[Zephii]

Obi: "Are not"
Me: "Are too"
Obi: "D2"

Gah. lol. I hate it when he gets me with that one.

And "Here, put this in your mouth"... It all started when we were visiting his parents, we were downstairs taking off our shoes and there was no one around... and I'd gone on a rant about something I don't really remember... he hinted at wanting some action later, and I was joking about how badly he treats me or something.. and the end of that sentance I said "and every time I turn around you're like *grabs her own invisible penis* here, put this in your mouth". And it stuck, so now if he feeds me something in front of other people, he'll say "here, put this in your mouth" to try and make me blush.

[paulawriteslove]

One of our inside jokes is with a restaurant called "Snuffles," another one with Parmesan cheese, and ya. We have many!

[Karringtyn]

soooo many...tooo many to list.

I see. "said the blind man to the deaf dog as he pissed in the wind...who pissed in the wind?" ohhh boy.

[LadyMarchHare]

soooo many...tooo many to list.

I see. "said the blind man to the deaf dog as he pissed in the wind...who pissed in the wind?" ohhh boy.

My dad had a variant on that. "I see, said the blind man as he turned up his hearing aid."

Zephii: That sounds like something my SO would do. XD Except he screams "no teeth" because I like chewing on things.

[DropkickDisco]

oh geez...

radioactive steampunk zombie pirate ninja archer jedis.
what about oklahoma?
we also say GIGGITY to everything we find sexual
instead of saying a high number we'll say "over 9000"

lots of our inside jokes involve internet memes.


I won't bore you all with the rest :P

[Allie.CanCali]

Oh gosh...so so SO many...

We do this thing where we'll shrug one shoulder and just say Gneh...it's weird haha.

[NaNi]

Oh, we share quite a few silly inside jokes... "bacon is not a salad!", "do you like my pony? ;D", and the list goes on.

[5000miles]

Whenever either one of us says "whatever" we end up saying it over and over again trying to mock the others accent.

[5000miles]

Also, this made me laugh out loud at my desk at work. Too funny.

And "Here, put this in your mouth"... It all started when we were visiting his parents, we were downstairs taking off our shoes and there was no one around... and I'd gone on a rant about something I don't really remember... he hinted at wanting some action later, and I was joking about how badly he treats me or something.. and the end of that sentance I said "and every time I turn around you're like *grabs her own invisible penis* here, put this in your mouth". And it stuck, so now if he feeds me something in front of other people, he'll say "here, put this in your mouth" to try and make me blush.

[sam]

Hm, the only one I can think of right now is calling a group of sheep, 'sheeps' x)

I dont remember how it came about, but she said 'sheeps' instead of sheep and it made me laugh and just like.. aaaaaww.. x)

So now whenever we see sheep yeah.. you can guess

There's more but it's the middle of the night and I dont remember

[Andy]

Obi: "Are not"
Me: "Are too"
Obi: "D2"

Gah. lol. I hate it when he gets me with that one.

And "Here, put this in your mouth"... It all started when we were visiting his parents, we were downstairs taking off our shoes and there was no one around... and I'd gone on a rant about something I don't really remember... he hinted at wanting some action later, and I was joking about how badly he treats me or something.. and the end of that sentance I said "and every time I turn around you're like *grabs her own invisible penis* here, put this in your mouth". And it stuck, so now if he feeds me something in front of other people, he'll say "here, put this in your mouth" to try and make me blush.

Lmao!! Ahahaha!! I love that!

we also say GIGGITY to everything we find sexual

All right!

[nicole]

- The superiority of ninjas over pirates

- The zombie apocalypse- hence my making him a zombie apocalypse survival kit for his birthday, lol complete with ninja stars, Spaceman icecream and all sorts, because he always says, if one occurred, He would protect me.

- "Tom"- erm well, he misheard what I said and thought I'd named his ..... Tom, I thought it was hilarious, as I wasn't even remotely talking about sexy times, so in public when we talk about Tom.... yeah....

- Oh and the first time I visited his parent's house, I was making them laugh with how well I knew my SO, like all his characteristics and how he'd react to things, and his mom started laughing and for some reason said " She's going to suck you dry", I started uncontrollably shaking with laughter, as I'd obviously taken it the dirty way, as did everyone else apart from his poor mom, and his dad quickly changed the subject. So now I proclaim "I'm going to suck you dry" when I want to make situations awkward or when he's annoying me lol

- Oh and as I'm English, whenever he sees someone British or Australian on TV, he always asks if I know them? lol it's because I told him the story about when I first moved to the US, some guy at a party realized I was from England and asked if I knew his cousin in Australia, and I had to explain they were two completely different countries... My SO thought it was hysterical so yeah lol