His wife found out, she's cool with it

[Darth_Taco]

Should I explain the ninjas? Sure, I need more posts on this website anyway.

Well, I first need to explain that we're Mexicans and that ninjas are awesome. Well, if you've ever met a stereotypical Mexican in a relationship, they tend to be insanely jealous. I have seen it in my relatives XP. It's a cultural thing. Anyway, I come from a family of stereotypes. He knows this, and take every moment he can to make fun of me for it. Somehow, one day I played along with the crazy girlfriend thing. I didn't want to do the conventional "sniffs your underwear" thing. That's just wrong and nasty. Instead, I told him I hired a bunch of ninjas to tail him. Since he's an epic geek, he decided to claim that he's always killing my ninjas. I also happen to be a cheap bastard, so we always joke that they're dollar store ninjas and that he just screwed me out of x amount of money. It's never more than $20. Recently we've given the ninjas lives, families, personalities, and all that good crap. It has made us worse people xD. Yes, he's still killing my ninjas. He's also made them turn on me now! Recently he took my ninjas and tortured them with the crappy Twilight series by making them read it to make them switch sides and make them spy on me! Oh well, it makes us lol. Anyway, the siggy is actually an example of one of our "ninja talks". They tend to last hours XP.

[XX, Lexi]

I HAVE to add to this, Even though the thread is a few days old.

Me and Luke have our own 'inside jokes'. One of them is that we each say that we have another boyfriend or girlfriend living in our closets. So sometimes when I don't respond to MSN for a while, He'll be like 'sexing closet boyfriend? DX' Or sometimes he'll say 'oh, I was cleaning' and I'll say 'with closet girlfriend? DX' It's always the funniest thing and it makes the distance seem less important for a minute or two.

[LuckyFin]

My SO works the graveyard shift at a gas station. So every once in a while I'll call the store and ask if he has things in stock like snuggles or chocolate covered hugs etc etc. It usually makes him laugh

[Zapookie]

Justin and I have one where when we first ask each other how we are.. we'll go back and forth a number of times each with a different answer. Also I call him fatty because he's always eating whenever I talk to him but he's the smallest thing ever. There's more but I can't think of them at the moment :o

[Chelsea&Kris]

Me and my SO always joke about meeting new people. I think this started because we were both all worried about us finding someone else, and I can't remember who started it, but the conversations are normally along the line of: (My point of veiw)

Kris: So I met this girl...
Me: Yeah?
Kris: <insert random awesome facts lasting three, four, five posts>
Me: Should I be jealous? Would I like her?
Kris: I think you'll like her. She's a lot like you.

It never comes straight out that we're talking about eachother but it always makes us laugh and smile.

Also he has this thing where he'll bug my sister AJ and joke about cheating on me with her. This all started because I made her entertain him on webcam while I was pantless and putting on lotion right out of view XD We all have a crazy relationship here.

[polkapiggy]

We have a new "inside joke" now. Basically, he spent his ENTIRE study hall decorating his note book with my name while he was daydreaming (OH HE'S SO CUTE :3) and then told me that night, but he said that he doodled "SOMEONES" name all over it, so now whenever he referrs to me, he calls me "someone" and we joke about how he's in love with another girl.

I just remembered the one time when i was talking to him on steam-chat and msn at the same time, and then we pretended that he was cheating on the steam-chat me with the msn me and he was trying to grovel to the msn me while making escape plans with the steam-chat me, it was hilarious! XD