I don't consider them kids till they've been pushed painfully out of an orifice >.>...<.<...>.>... Wait, then where does that count c-section babies? Screw it, I'll make a new definition later.
Anyway, I bring this up after my most recent visit. I was with Enrique this week for his Spring Break. Well, he's gained a tiny bit of weight this time I saw him. I decided to poke some fun at his new chubbiness (he knows I kid :'D) and would randomly rub his belly like a pregnant woman's. He'd glare at me every time and threaten to kill me :'D. Then we decided to expand this stupidity by saying he whored around with a facehugger from the Alien franchise. When he killed it, he found out he was "pregnant". We decided to name the alien baby, and give it a future. Then when I left on Friday he said it was twins since we couldn't decide what gender it would be. Don't point out the continuity errors, this works for us ;_;! Anyway, I took on the fatherly (even though he says motherly) duties for these alien babies. If you're over 18 I'll tell you what we named them. The names are a little too provocative for me to post here :P.
Anyway, this got me to thinking. I think this is the most serious conversation we've had about kids xD. Well, except random times he's hinted at wanting them with me one day...Oh God I'm so scared ;_;. Where was I...Oh right! I decided that I wanted to ask the rest of you about this.
Have any of you spoken about kids yet?
Have you ever even thought about it?
Started the baby making or adopting process? :P
Already have any?
Anyway, I bring this up after my most recent visit. I was with Enrique this week for his Spring Break. Well, he's gained a tiny bit of weight this time I saw him. I decided to poke some fun at his new chubbiness (he knows I kid :'D) and would randomly rub his belly like a pregnant woman's. He'd glare at me every time and threaten to kill me :'D. Then we decided to expand this stupidity by saying he whored around with a facehugger from the Alien franchise. When he killed it, he found out he was "pregnant". We decided to name the alien baby, and give it a future. Then when I left on Friday he said it was twins since we couldn't decide what gender it would be. Don't point out the continuity errors, this works for us ;_;! Anyway, I took on the fatherly (even though he says motherly) duties for these alien babies. If you're over 18 I'll tell you what we named them. The names are a little too provocative for me to post here :P.
Anyway, this got me to thinking. I think this is the most serious conversation we've had about kids xD. Well, except random times he's hinted at wanting them with me one day...Oh God I'm so scared ;_;. Where was I...Oh right! I decided that I wanted to ask the rest of you about this.
Have any of you spoken about kids yet?
Have you ever even thought about it?
Started the baby making or adopting process? :P
Already have any?
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