My SO is constantly breaking stuff and tripping and knocking stuff over. I think it's become less embarrassing and more funny for us now. He breaks glasses all the time, and now we just say "MOZAL TOV" when he does it
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Originally posted by Eclaire View PostThe most embarrassing moment? Well, it's sexual, and would probably be when I let out a queef. :P I was absolutely made anxious by the prospect of a negative response, though he didn't respond at all really. My outward reaction was more to freeze up, give a half-smile, and wait for his reaction to work off that, but there was none; he did sort of look at me like "and you've stopped switching positions why? :P" There had been some other things he and I had both laughed off, but I suppose we both let the more embarrassing things slide without much attention (yay awkwardness of first times!).
If we're keeping it clean, it would likely have to be when I met his uncle, who talked like a proper Irishman at a rate of about 100 WPM. And there he was asking me "how are you?" "how do you like Ireland?" "taking many pictures?" etc. and I was having a hard time processing the information; I have problems with auditory processing in general, and he was speaking too quickly for me to get a helpful, clear look at what shapes his lips were forming. By the time I finally figured out what question he'd asked or what he meant, he was already on to the next, so it was a bunch of me staring like a deer in the headlights with some awkward but polite smile on my face, likely turning pink (and if not, certainly blushing inwardly!) and simply nodding my head "yes" in response to everything. My SO tried to assure me it was fine and that I did fine, but then proceeded to tease me about it like a true boy. -eye roll- The reassurances outweighed the teasing in the end though, but I was still mortified.
EDIT: Haha, I shared the second account with my partner, who promptly said he didn't tease me, rather he thought it was cute. I say that's what they all say. ;]
Just letting all who are applicable I made a forum for sexy embarrassing moments in the LFAD ADULTSONLY forum category..We've Closed the Distance.no matter where i am, no matter where you are
i'll be there when it's over baby - cause i was there from the start
no matter if i'm near - dont matter if you're far
all you do is pick the phone up baby & i'll be there when you call
Whenever you need me, whenever you want me, ♥
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I was visiting my SO for the second time, but first time staying with him and first time as bf/gf. I noticed on my last trip to the UK that toilets flush a bit differently than they do here in the US. Here, for the most part, we just push the handle down and let go, no need to hold it down. But in the UK it seems most toilets work by hold the button on the tank down until the water goes WHOOOOOSH. Well my first trip to his loo, and I forgot. I did my thing, and hit the button and let it go, and the water just swirled a bit but didn't flush. I hit the button again, and it did nothing. I could hear the tank filling, so I waited a minute, and tried to flush again, this time holding the button down -- but I didn't wait long enough, the water just swirled again. My SO called from downstairs, "you OK up there?" The freaking tank took so long to fill, even though I hadn't had a proper flush, and every time I tried to flush, it was like being set back to square one.
I eventually gave up and sheepishly came downstairs. He asked, "is everything OK?" and I blurted out, "YOUR TOILETS FLUSH DIFFERENTLY HERE! DON'T GO UP THERE UNTIL I CAN GET THE FLUSH TO WORK!"
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Originally posted by Minerva View PostI was visiting my SO for the second time, but first time staying with him and first time as bf/gf. I noticed on my last trip to the UK that toilets flush a bit differently than they do here in the US. Here, for the most part, we just push the handle down and let go, no need to hold it down. But in the UK it seems most toilets work by hold the button on the tank down until the water goes WHOOOOOSH. Well my first trip to his loo, and I forgot. I did my thing, and hit the button and let it go, and the water just swirled a bit but didn't flush. I hit the button again, and it did nothing. I could hear the tank filling, so I waited a minute, and tried to flush again, this time holding the button down -- but I didn't wait long enough, the water just swirled again. My SO called from downstairs, "you OK up there?" The freaking tank took so long to fill, even though I hadn't had a proper flush, and every time I tried to flush, it was like being set back to square one.
I eventually gave up and sheepishly came downstairs. He asked, "is everything OK?" and I blurted out, "YOUR TOILETS FLUSH DIFFERENTLY HERE! DON'T GO UP THERE UNTIL I CAN GET THE FLUSH TO WORK!"
@LeilaniJoi, my SO doesn't actually drool that often. That literally happened to be the only time I at least noticed him doing it. T_T{ Our Story on LFAD }
Our Beginning
Met online: February 2009
Feelings confessed: December 2010
Unofficially together since: January/February 2011
Officially together since: 08 April 2011
Our Story
First meeting in person: 16 August - 14 September 2011
Second visit: 17 March - 01 April 2012
Third visit: 23 July - 13 September 2012
Fourth visit: Looking at 23 March - 6 April 2013
Our Happily Ever After
to be continued...
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When we first webcammed together, (before we both admitted to liking each other) I got really excited, and wanted to tell my best friend all about it. I wrote a long text message out, going along the lines of "OMG. This man is so beautiful and so amazing, he makes me MELT! *drool*" As you would to your female best friend lmao. Well, as I go to send it, I had his name stuck in my mind, and instead of sending it to "Jessica", I of course sent it to "Miguel". The worst part is, we were camming. So I heard his phone ring, and I knew right away what I did. Oh my god. That was awful (because I didnīt know how he felt at the time, and things weīre going to great, even just as friends, I didnīt want to awkward him out!)
But it turned out well, because he made me look him in the eyes, and said he felt the same :3
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd."
-Miguel De Cervantes
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