You should just cheat on them, they'll never know

[marbear31]

When people used to say "He's probably cheating on you" or "how do you know he's not sleeping around?" I'd say "There's no way anyone could masturbate that much and still be satisfying a woman". Generally they were so horrified by this statement they wouldn't bring it up again haha.

No one ever suggested I should cheat but if they did I'd give them the fish eye and be all like "That's flattering, but you're not my type" regardless of gender!

I'm replying purely for the joy of saying how much I love this comment.

But yes, trust me, I understand everyone assuming he's going to cheat on you. Just take their comments with dignity and know you and your SO are strong, good, wonderful people who don't buy into those stereotypes.

[emsimes]

I once had a client who said that it was pretty convenient that my SO lives on the other side of the world, because he's probably cheating on me!
It really pissed me off, but I knew I had to stay calm and professional, so I just said, "If I had one ounce of distrust in him, I wouldn't be with him."
He had no come back to that

[Bluejay Belle]

LOL @ not-my-type comment.

I've never had someone tell me this. With my ex, people mostly went the "he isn't safe" route if they knew we met online. Since we're in school, people seem to be slightly more understanding about my current relationship.

[Zephii]

When people used to say "He's probably cheating on you" or "how do you know he's not sleeping around?" I'd say "There's no way anyone could masturbate that much and still be satisfying a woman". Generally they were so horrified by this statement they wouldn't bring it up again haha.

No one ever suggested I should cheat but if they did I'd give them the fish eye and be all like "That's flattering, but you're not my type" regardless of gender!

[ThePiedPiper]

Especially given that it's a manager, I wouldn't say anything. Whenever I had people tell me something like that, I shrugged my shoulders and didn't let it bother me. The more I let something bother me, the more I found it usually happened. If it's something someone is obsessively bringing up, I would probably say, "I appreciate you being concerned, but I'm able to form my own opinions and make my own decisions about my relationship. I respect that you have your opinion, but please respect that I have mine."

[dragonlady]

nice!! i will remember that one!!

[digitalfever]

Eh? I wouldn't say anything. A cheetah doesn't care what dogs say.

[dragonlady]

i would reply with something:
wow you have must been cheated alot to say something like that! or been the one that has been cheating!!!

[redapple]

"I would apprieciate if we kept my private life out of the work place, my private life is just that to me- PRIVATE." Done.

[dizzyupthemeg]

Honestly, cheating can happen regardless if you are LD or CD. It's part of all relationships so when it is brought up 99% of the time I just ignore it. One of my best friends is constantly point out faults in my relationship though. She usually shuts up pretty quickly when I turn around and point out faults in her relationship as well. I wouldn't recommend that though unless it is someone who isn't going to be overly offended by you.

[Black_Halloween]

I just roll my eyes and don't say anything really.

My boss jokes about Daniel and I breaking up. Shit like "When's he coming back, never? LOL" it pissed me off but I don't wanna get fired so I just have to hold my tongue -____-

[Catface]

So ironically, I was commenting about this phrase just today. I then went to work where my manager told me that my SO is probably cheating on me anyway, so I should just sleep around. Afterall, he would never know.

I have no use for it and try not to let it bother me. I know there are lots of other people out there who have gotten this treatment, so what is your favourite comeback? I need some material for the next time this woman brings it up.

Thanks!