His wife found out, she's cool with it

[Bluestars]

I can't think of any good ones right now....although I know that we must have a few! When Jared first came to visit me, it was weird seeing him in person vs. being on the phone, so I would always ask him what he was thinking when he was quiet. After a while, he would just reply "Your face," and we started saying that all of the time. It sort of died out after a while though.

[Zephii]

This thread is so freaking funny. Just what I needed after a long day at work

We have a couple, but they are so ingrained I hardly notice them until people look at us weird. We hack on each other a lot for culture, like he'll put on a bad Australian accent and say "crikey me eye!". It was originally "Crikey me arm!" and I don't know where he got it, but he accidently poked me in the eye once and I said it - so now it's "me eye". I pick on him for how he pronounces the letter U. He says oo instead of u >< so it's toosday and toona instead of tuesday and tuna.

We make jokes about new zealanders and sheep too, which no one here understands of course

And every day before work he wishes me a good day with the words "I hope you get no tips and lots of sticky poo" because one day he wished me lots of tips and no sticky poo and the exact opposite happened. I had the worst bathrooms all day, including "sticky poo" in one of my bathtubs (I'm a housekeeper at a hotel) and I didn't get a tip all day.

[BJL_Sweetheart1109]

Well we always try to be the first to say "I love you the mostest" each day. When both of are out is the funniest. I've gotten a phone call at 12 and literally run out of the bar screaming "I LOVE YOU THE MOSTEST!!" =) We;l argue about it, but he's always making up dumb rules to cancel out me getting it. Like the other night he made some kind of new rule that getting after 12 doesn't count if you haven't gone to sleep late. That's our corny little joke.

We also joke about a second boyfriend and girlfriend. I'll tell him I'm doing things with my other boyfriend or my other boyfriend gave me such and such for a gift. And he tells me he picks up girls with his truck, especially now he just put a lift on it. lol

I don't think I really notice them anymore. When he used to play World of Warcraft I'd make fun of him all the time. He once got really excited and said guess what happened today?! I thought it was actually something important but he got a cloak or cape or something. He made me laugh so hard I cried a few times!

[Darth_Taco]

Since this is going well so far, I'm adding a second. How I'm his husband and he's my wife.

It all started when we were on the phone. I can't remember exactly what happened, but I remember feeling sick. Well, like usual he pocked fun at me for it and told me to suck it up (he's never serious of course, he's an overprotective dork). I then pretended to be mad and demanded a divorce. He refused to "divorce" me and eventually I just asked "wait, we're married?" He says "apparently." I'm personally very just...marriage scares me! He knows this, and he's ok with it. Anyway, I told him that calling him my husband would probably give me nightmares so he had to be my wife. He was distracted and said ok. The next day we were talking and I referred to him as my wife. It made him lol and since then, we're a very odd type of husband and wife. The day he's husband and I'm wife is the day we take things seriously. We're avoiding that for now :'D!

[Andy]

Love this thread!

Especially the title

Erm, we have a few little things, the main one is the shortcuts for smileys we've taken from Skype and other places and added to MSN! We use those shortcuts in mails, texts, on Facebook, everywhere really, and no-one knows what they mean except us!

I like that sort of thing

[Tanja]

We use to pretend I have a multiple personality! That was fun for as long as it lasted

[Andy]

We use to pretend I have a multiple personality! That was fun for as long as it lasted

I remember that!

It was more like there were different actresses playing Tanja, and there were several of them who worked in shifts like it was a big operation

I have no idea how or why that started...

[MadMolly]

This morning on the bus we were sitting together with a very prim-and-proper lady sitting opposite us when I asked Dave, "So, when do you think you are gonna tell your wife about us?" and we had a long conversation about how his wife "wasn't going to know"; me getting pissed off and eventually we "broke up" with me storming off the bus and him running after me... hahaha. That poor woman looked so scandalised!

[Rach321]

This morning on the bus we were sitting together with a very prim-and-proper lady sitting opposite us when I asked Dave, "So, when do you think you are gonna tell your wife about us?" and we had a long conversation about how his wife "wasn't going to know"; me getting pissed off and eventually we "broke up" with me storming off the bus and him running after me... hahaha. That poor woman looked so scandalised!

Hahahahah! That gave me a good laugh Molly!

[lunamea]

We use to pretend I have a multiple personality! That was fun for as long as it lasted

LOL That reminds me of a funny line I once read on someone's t-shirt: "I used to be schizophrenic but now we're okay."

I think the only inside joke kinda thing my hb and I frequently refer to (we have other inside jokes and stuff, but they don't really come up so often), is that I say he's Croatian, when he's actually from Kosovo, because that's how he introduced himself to me when we met. He was afraid I'd judge him if he said "Kosovo" (his dad actually lived and worked in Croatia) and he soon told me the truth, anyway. Every now and then, I still say "oh, but what happened to your Croatian citizenship?" or stuff like that to tease him.

[ettie]

I can not think of any. But yours are so funny!!! hahahahaha

[Summer Rae]

When my SO and I first began talking (we met online), our conversations were all over the board. Talking about many subjects at once. I would get so confused as to what was going on the I woud tell him "Hold up, Im lost, please give me a map." Ever since anytime I seem like I am not getting what he is trying to tell me he will say "Princess, do you need your map again?" Not that funny to others but it makes me laugh everytime.

[polkapiggy]

well randomly he'll be like "claude...i was wondering...i wanted to know..will you be my girlfriend" and then i'll be like "ew! NO! what the?! why would you even ask me that i would NEVER go out with YOU" etc XD some people think its weird, but its just our lil' joke.

We also have this joke about how this really weird girl called NOTclaude is "stalking" him xD it happened after i left a comment on his youtube account and signed it NOTclaude and when i send him emails when i meant to be working at school i sign them NOTclaude XD

And we have many many more jokes, including our subconciouses (sp?) called lil' yellow monster (me) and lil' red monkey (him) and they'll have conversations or one of us with have a conversation with one of them. I've actually used it to get stuff out of alex that he can't say directly to me, but even though he know's he's still talking to me, he finds it easier. Is that weird? =/

Oh and we also have this joke that someday im gonna show up on his doorstep, and i'll have a goat that is wearing a cardigan (came about from my grammatical error one time xD)

[Italia10]

That "his wife found out" line was FUNNY

[OneForTheRomance]

I once found a picture of Scarlett Johanssen on his iphone. So I always tease him about being in love with her.
We also used to joke about "getting busy" on the train, not that we would ever do that, just kidding around. Then one day I found an article in the newspaper about a couple who got arrested for performing lewd acts on the train, I thought this was so funny that I cut it out and saved it to show him that weekend. Turns out that he e-mailed me the exact same article!
Another time, I was making carrot soup and it said to put the zest of two oranges. I had never zested anything before so I put in the entire peel of both oranges! It ended up being orange soup. So whenever I'm going to cook, I say I'm making orange soup.